Ya Dingus

It’s 9:30 in the morning and not only am I awake, I am showered and fully dressed with straightened hair and I’ve already gotten back from my doctors appointment.

Soooooooo a nap sounds good.

plot twist: tumblr actually waits to get full information on something before reacting to it, and then acts in a civilized and mature manner

(via eevonys)

rexuality:

realistic captions for selfies:

• i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
• i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
• i edited a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
• i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
• this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments

(via phlegminism)

yeezytaughtme:

1. love yourself like kanye loves himself
2. believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself 
3. know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit

(via adamstardust)